"You never know. You'd need a name like... Cabal. That sounds nice and ominous." The waiter comes and Darcy places her order for a duck BLT or whatever as rolls her eyes at whatever Loki orders. Because it's ridiculous and over the top and so very him.

"No, it was to offer to send him back in time, thereby weakening the Avengers and allowing yourself a window opportunity in which to succeed in taking over the world." The thing about Darcy is that while she can be incredibly clueless the majority of the time is that her moments of insight are, well, insightful. Or accurate. "I didn't even know you could do that." Another slice of bread, god does she love restaurants that do this. "He apparently has recorded all my outgoing calls. And yeah, he does. To be fair he totally thought we were having, you know. Sex."