He arches an eyebrow, more than aware that such phrases don't come naturally to Darcy's vocabulary. Eventually he'll figure out where it's from and roll his eyes accordingly. But for the moment he'll content himself with buttering his bread.

"As if you could have dragged him anywhere otherwise. And may I for the record state how poorly planned your impromptu rescue mission was?" He's completely serious at this moment, staring a hole into Darcy in an attempt to make the point stick. "You assumed a great number of things, first and foremost that I was to blame. In case you hadn't noticed, your little friends have more enemies than just me, and I would wager none of them have a personal stake in your well-being." He takes a small bite and chews, giving Darcy time for that to sink in. "Never mind S.H.I.E.L.D. level threats, there's the mundane ones as well. Did you even have your taser on hand?"