"Okay, then I totally want to see the signing of the Declaration of Independence." She's bringing her phone with and taking pictures, damn the consequences. Then maybe the French Revolution and the Russian Revolution so they can cover some of their bases; if she can wing it a visit to Locke. If Loki can do this she's going to abuse it.

Normally it'd take Darcy practicing in the mirror for hours to get it down just right but the smirks? They've always come easy to her. Now, at least now she's got some idea where it came from. "What, you think I want him walking around thinking I'm sleeping with the enemy? God if Clint ever found out..." Then she'd be out her super sexy archer. And that would be a major bummer.